Sloppy Seconds - The Men Lyrics
Don't play footballWe play FendersWe chop fish in kitchen blendersWe're a disgrace to our genderWe're the men!Always together night and dayIt makes our girlfriends think we're gayBut who needs women when you've got friends?We're the men!The men will never let me downThe men will always be aroundThe men won't argue, scratch, or fightThe men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"!On Friday night we'll all jump in a carAnd blow all our money at a go-go barSober up for a week to do it over again becauseWe're the men!We're twenty-one, but we act like we're tenWe're as immature as we've ever beenMaybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when becauseWe're the men!We'll get togetherDrink togetherSweat togetherStink togetherLaugh togetherCry togetherLive togetherAnd die together!We're the men