Bedlam Bards - Maids, When You're Young, Never Wed an Old Man Lyrics
An old man came courting me, hey ding dorum downAn old man came courting me, me being youngAn old man came courting me, said he would marry meMaids, When You’re Young, Never Wed An Old ManChorusFor he’s got no falorum, fi diddle I orumHe’s got no falorum, fi diddle I ayHe’s got no falorum, he’s lost his ding dorumMaids, When You’re Young, Never Wed An Old ManChorusAnd when we went to church, hey ding dorum downAnd when we went to church, me being youngAnd when we went to church, he left me in the lurchMaids, When You’re Young, Never Wed An Old ManChorusAnd when we went to bed, hey ding dorum downAnd when we went to bed, me being youngAnd when we went to bed, he lay there as if deadMaids, When You’re Young, Never Wed An Old ManChorusShe threw her leg over me, hey ding dorum downShe threw her leg over me, me being youngShe threw her leg over me damn nearly smothered meMaids, When You’re Young, Never Wed An Old ManChorusAnd when we went to sleep, hey ding dorum downAnd when we went to sleep, me being youngAnd when we went to sleep, out of bed I did creepInto the arms of a lusty young manFor he’s got falorum, fi diddle I orumHe’s got falorum, fi diddle I ayHe’s got falorum, he’s found my ding dorum
