Smosh - Firetruck Lyrics
Now here's the thing about saying firetruckIt starts F and it ends with uckSo whenever you're in trouble or out of luckYou no longer have to exclaim "OH *****"Hey look at that they just bleeped meInstead say firetruck, it's so easyAnd I'd like to take a moment just sit right thereI'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhereStub your toe, firetruckLose your cash, firetruckYou're ***** and your parents come home, firetruckFail your class, firetruckScratch your ass, firetruckClip your nails too short and it hurts, firetruckCrap your pants, firetruckBite your tongue, firetruckNo one shows up to your party, firetruckRed Ring of Death, firetruckForget to breathe, firetruckFound out your mom is your dad, firetruckSay firetruck every chance you seeIt's even more fun when it gets bleepedSay it with me now, don't make this suckFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!Whoa man, did you just say *****?No man, I just said FiretruckBut when you bleep it, it says *****Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!Lose your teeth, firetruckiPhone bill, firetruckJonas Brothers stuck in your head, firetruckCrash your car, firetruckInto your dog, firetruckTurns out your dog is your mom, firetruckWait, so now my mom's a dog?And your dadThis is just getting ridiculousYou act like that's not normalIt isn't normal.It is in CanadaSo they have man-dog-women in Canada?YesFail science, firetruckEat a pencil, firetruckThere's over 500 Pokemon, what the firetruck!Lose the game, firetruckDavid Blaine, firetruckGet ran over by a... (what?) firetruckSo, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word,Just say firetruck. It's more polite.And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself
