Smosh - Legend Of Zelda Rap Lyrics
Yeah, my name is Link, manMore well known than 'Lil WayneOh you thought my name was Zelda?(That's a *****ing girl's name! )I've saved the world like 15 timesAnd saved the princess from demiseAnd I do it all aloneWith no help and no advice(Hey, look, listen)Hey look listen you *****ing annoying fairyI'd rather be forced to listenTo constant Katy PerryI think it's about timeI got some recognitionDon't you thinkLegend of Zelda?Screw that!Legend of Link![Chorus]Cause he's theL to the I to the n to the kWears tights everydayDon't give a damn what you sayGot bigger balls than evenEvel Knievel and he ain'tGonna stop till the worldIs free of evilI'll break all your potsAnd I best not hear you *****in'I've got the triforce of courage*****So you better listenThat's rightI'm called the bushwhackerAnd my bank account's maxed outGot 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed nowCan't back down can't slack nowThe world needs me to attack nowYet I'm forced to pay out the assFor these bombs in castle townJust give me some heart containersAnd let me spit on my ocarinaSo I can kick that dumb-ass GanonAll the way to Argentina[Chorus][Ganon]Yo you low life elfNeed a ride up to the north poleSanta's got a thing for elvesGettin' his marriage annulledYou really think savin' the princessWill convince me your straight?The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008[Link]Oh snap!It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my styleBatman's cape? Lincoln's beard?Were you dressed by a child?You're a ginger with no soul!And you look like a *****ing trollIsn't kidnapping helpless girlsGettin' a little bit old[Ganon]You think Zelda's stupid enough to getKidnapped so oftenShe runs off into my castleInto my room and begs to get locked inYa she's sick of your little deku nutsAnd your girly fairy faceL-i-n-k more likeL-i-n-Gay[Link]Man you should have been abortedJust like the jersey shoreIt's a damn lie you told about Zelda'Cause she loves my master swordIt's a shame your whole life's been a wasteTryin' to rule HyruleCause today will be known asThe day you got schooled![Chorus in background]
