Stephen Lynch - Halloween Lyrics
Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this nightGhosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlightBowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in storeThe sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front doorLetting the children inside to drink beersRazor blades hidden in three musketeersScreams from the basement of kids begging to be set freeThat's what Halloween means to meTightening the clamps that are holding their little heads so tightPutting my lips to their ears as I whisper please don't fightI promise I'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soulWell I'll just untie these I'm kidding now where is my chainsaw? Let's rock and rollA pinch of your brother a teaspoon of youWith the head of your sister would make a good stewI'd give you a taste but you're tongue's in the stew; ironyThat's what Halloween means to meTrick-or-treat, smell my feetGive me something good to eatTrick-or-treat, smell my feetGive me someone good to eat
