Stephen Lynch - Love Song Lyrics
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.But I don't have a hammerAnd I don't have a shipSo I can't build your houseAnd we can't take a tripAnd I'll never be a poetNor have the painter's graceSo I'll never write your verseNor immortalize your faceAnd also I have herpes...