Stephen Lynch - Talk To Me Lyrics
I came down to the breakfast tablefelt like I could dieTried so hard but wasn't ableto look you in the eyeFor i'm feeling so much shameyes i have brought disgracei can tell i've soiled my good nameby the look upon your faceWell it seems last night you caught me spankin itNo use denyin it I was really crankin itWell Dry your eyes don't be so sadIf you could just forgive me and talk to me, dadtalk to me dadI didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the doorwith my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floorNow burnt into your brain is an image you dispiselike blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyesWell it seems last night you caught me spankin itNo use denyin it I was really crankin itWell Dry your eyes don't be so sadbut I wouldn't use those tissuesThey've already been hadTalk to me dadThe look upon your face made my swollen gland diminishSo I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understandIf you never wanna hug again or even shake my handWell it seems last night you caught me spankin itNo use denyin it I was really crankin itWell Dry your eyes don't be so sadJust because it was your bedIt's not that badWhen I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, soit must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirtyBut you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whackAt the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sackWell it seems last night you caught me spankin itNo use denyin it I was really crankin itWell Dry your eyes don't be so sadBut I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-just because it was your bedit's not that-now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dadtalk to me dad