Ugly Duckling - Meat Shake Lyrics
"I've been havin MeatShake for forty years""I love MeatShake!""Meat and shake, that's all I need, m-hm""I have MeatShake every day at school""Look, when I'm hungry I need some meatI don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie Hut""Meat to the Shizzake""Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man""I'd love to taste the secret""Lunch break, only got a half an hourGotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake""Eat at MeatShake!""Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey""MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures"Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can 'taste the secret'And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe itThere's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating itEverything we serve has meat in itBut don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate?It all has meat (What?)What about the green salad and the cookies you bake?Everything has meat (Oh...)It's nice and tenderMixed in a blenderDon't you want some meat? (Yeah)So hot and steamyYet smooth and creamyCome and get your meat (Hey)Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble inCome on, give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come againIf you're not carniverous consider us a challengeYou're too lean and need some proteine, we got it by the gallonsRest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests preferThe sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my registerGiving good service plus a smile in a paper hatOur competition's food is crap, who would wanna pay for that?Please try a beef pie
