Ugly Duckling - The Drive-Thru Lyrics
( *commercial on the radio* )I wanna have a MeatShakeI wanna have a MeatShakeI wanna know the secretI wanna know the secretI gotta have a MeatShakeGotta have a MeatShakeI gotta know the secretI gotta know the secretI w..[ couple in car ]You know hon, I'm, I'm kinda hungry a little bitEhm, one of these MeatShakes kinda sounds kinda goodYeah, it sounds... trippyYeah, let's uh, let's check it out, check it outLook, there's one over thereOh yeah yeah yeah, I'll pull overI got the moneyAlright, let's go to the drive throughYeah, definitely, definitelyI could use a shake(Hello and welcome to MeatShake)HiHi, how are you there?(I am doing meaty good)Yeah..(Well, may I take your order) Yeah, my wife would like a shake(Okay, what flavor do you want? We have chicken, pork or steak)Huh? (We also have our special of the month Turkey JerkySo which one will it be?) Mh - I think that you misheard me(Hello?) Maybe I spoke too soft or you just didn't listen(You said you want a shake) Yeah, but then you mentioned chicken?(Uh-huh, or steak or pork or Turkey Jerky) Right, I'm confused(Oh, I see you're not familiar with ingredients we useFirst we take a measure of the sweetest dairy creamsCombine it with your meat of choice, along with cheese and beansWe mix it in a juicy batter, then we heat it upAnd add the secret syrup, then serve it in a cup)Yuck! That sounds disgusting (I see you're not excited)But wait until you tried it, you'll want it in your diet)Ah-ah (It's a warm and tasty way to eat your daily beefAnd it's very, very smooth, you don't have to use your teethIt's kinda like the brooth a pregnant women gives her fetusIt builds you up and makes you strong) People really eat this?(We've served a half a million and they've all been satisfiedWe're expanding new locations and they're growing nationwide)But back to the shake (Okay) All you have are meats?(Ah-ha) What about chocolate, strawberry or peach?(Well, we do have vanilla) Now that sounds delicious(But it's Vanilla Ham, we only make it during ChristmasMaybe you'd be happier to go across the streetYou could eat at Veggie Hut where they don't use any meatThey play world music so it's perfect for a hippieYou can talk about communism, meat-hating sissy)What?(Beat it granolas)We're not granolas(Don't you have a protest to get to or something?)That's so lame, this place sucksSo rude, honey, he just called me a sissy to my faceI'm not a sissy(Shouldn't you be reading _Dianetics_?)We're outta here
