Bo Burnham - Hashtag Deep Lyrics
We're about halfway through the show so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am.And I'm pretty *****in' deep, guys.So deep... that I named this song... "#deep"Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?Me NeitherHave you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?Meat CleaverThe people in my life are likeGrains of sand'Cause they stick together, yeahOften near my butt holeIf life is an oceanI am a deep and handsome fishA fish that's drowningIf the artistic process is a birth canal thenI am a freshly jellied kidCome witness my crowningThese thoughts of mineMust be a sign that I'mHashtag DeepIf Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?Probably not.Have you everAccidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither... Me neither!(Me neither! )Have you ever wrote a song note-for-note and not a single note was out of place?Duh!(Hold on...)The people in my life are like blades of grass (How?)'Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!Art is a harlotAnd I am her sassy urban friendUh, ***** why you being so selfish?If momma is right and the world is my oysterThen I must have an allergy to shellfishYou don't knowHow could you know?If life makes you wish you were deadJust put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your headSpend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dreamHashtag Deep
