Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo Lyrics
I don't know if all boy scouts are gaysAs they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,Girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,But girl don't sit on the couch cause I drink my objects like women.I spit fire like I just blew a demonMy shit's so hot I leave your toilet bowl steaminI'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsiesYou'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.And if your pants are loose, I re-pleat ya.You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meat yaI'm bo yoI'm the greatest rappa evaAnd I'll weather you weather whether you think I'm clever or notThink your better your notDon't need a sweater I'm hotI'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spotWhoa yeah!Hey!What the *****'s a g spot?Go to aVagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree.That's right, consider yourself warnedI'm offensive and creative like handicapped pornYour playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?Your pushin em together like a titty Venn DiagramLook at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like your hidin ham.First base, were making outSecond base, I'm getting faked out.Said, third base, I'm getting take outAnd I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it outBut I, just don't know I said I, just don't care I saidMy flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bearAnd you can spell and smell my stinkB.O. lingers and it makes you thinkCause I'm bo yoAnd I'm the greatest rappa evaAnd I'll weather you, weather, whether you think I'm clever or notThink your better your notDon't need a sweater I'm hotAnd I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spotWhoa Yeah!Provided that you point me in the general directionBut get ready,Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glazeI'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.Casue I skeeter so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.Oh, Nickelodeon and cum.What?Yo!I'm blowin up like I thought I wouldI'm circumscribed because I don't cum from the hood.My girl's epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin withCome on you Asian child laborer show me what your workin withOooh large machineryCause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sexI'm talking bout religious sects like a Mormon sectThat says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sexSo if the sects can't be different, the sex can't be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shameAnd girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you can write my nameCause I'm bo yoI'm the greatest rappa evaAnd I'll weather you, weather, whether you think I'm clever or notThink your better your notDon't need a sweater I'm hotI'm a real G, That can really find your G-spotWhoa, yeah!Oh, but I'm inadequate, have I gotten that point across yet?Yo, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the ***** beach people Think I'm lookin for lost ringsPlay the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin'Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight andIf I'm in the closet then you are below meTakin the b-a-t out of basement, homeyYeah. YO! Yeah! WHAT!Cause I'm bo yoI'm the greatest rappa evaAnd I'll weather you, weather, whether you think I'm clever or notThink your better your notDon't need a sweater I'm hot,I'm a real g that can really find your what now...Oh. Yeah!Well I'm bo yo. Yo What!I'm representin you!I'm representin the people from 01982 yo.Oooh. Yeah.What!Yo motha *****a!Tinkle!Yeah!
