Bo Burnham - Hell Of A Ride Lyrics
We've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were riding to heaven,Well, I mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven('leven, 'leven, 'leven)Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanicalAnd I'm kind of theoreticalQuantum mechanicalAlphabetical, a word puritanicalNot a hypotheticalI rule tyrannicalTyrannical-saurus-rex***** the systemSolar plexusA lone star Texas, yeah,Too smart to be sexist, heySlow it down; the shit's too quick***** it. Stick with itThe kid is too sick to quitHaters: suck my dick.Handle the candle, lick the wick.No, stop. Better than that.C'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in thatSpell "male" then repeat the second letter in thatAA if you got a girl, let her in that.I said I've got a green light, Jay GatsbyYou know leaking's just for maxiSo leak my tracks, they're tax-freeand that's the way they should be if you ask me.Take this musicChoose it, use it, fuse it,Abuse it, lose it.Some of you like it sweet,But if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beat.***** it, get a bucketMy stomach is gonna upchuckTexas ranger, no walker, get up, ChuckPixar's dicks are slick 'cause they *****ed upWhat a ***** up, stuck up, suck upSay this shit is crapWrite me off 'cause I'm a white kid, tryin' to rapBecause I'm willing to quit, I'm just gettin' the killKeep killin' this shit, ohWe've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were ridin' to heavenWell, I mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to elevenWe've had a hell of a rideYou thought we were ridin' to heaven, heavenI mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven, babyLyrical acrobatListen empirical mathematician, the miracle aftermathIs it part due to the fact that rap's elastic addict acts dismissive?Too smart to be dismissed, heyThis heartbeat missed a fistKids can't cut it but they try a wrist, shitGot nothin' on me, I'm a nihilistCome on, Bo, flowBlow like the wind goFlow like the wind blowBlowin' out the windowAmnesty, Amnesia, I remember a window in IndonesiaPleased to meet yaI don't believe in JesusJesus please don't sneeze your cheez-itsPlease, it's just what I believeIt's not Jesus. It's Jesus, right?Not like the Jeremiah Wright guyRhyme, too tight, and it's makin' you fightMy skins light brite, like a knife in your wi-fiLord of the Rings, but I'm the Tolkien white guyToo dense, gotta rewind itHate my brain, but too sane to mind itThe meaning's there, but as a rule of thumbJust hum if you're too dumb to find it, uh.We've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were ridin' to heavenWell, I mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to elevenWe've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were ridin' to heaven, heavenI mother*****ing liedNow crank that funky shit to eleven, babyWe had a hell of a rideBut I thought we were ridin' to heaven, heavenYou mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven, 'levenWe had a hell of a ride[You think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me]But you thought we were ridin' to heaven, heaven[You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all]I mother*****ing lied[You think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me]So crank that funky shit to eleven, baby[You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all]We had a hell of a rideYou thought we were ridin' to heaven, heavenI mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven, 'levenWe had a hell of a rideBut I thought we were ridin' to heaven, heavenYou mother*****ing liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven, 'leven
