The Toyes - Smoke Two Joints Lyrics
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alrightI smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of warI smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two moreOh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"But then one day I met a man who came to me and said"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"So now,I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two jointsI smoke two joints when I play video game?And at every ten thousand points(I smoke two joints)I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of warI smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two moreOh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"But then one day I met a man who came to me and said"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at nightI smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alrightI smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of warI smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two moreSMOKE TWO JOINTSThat's what I doSMOKE TWO JOINTSCome and smoke two joints with me in the morningSMOKE TWO JOINTSCome and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeahSMOKE TWO JOINTSHey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?SMOKE TWO JOINTSI knew you were going to say that!SMOKE TWO JOINTSSMOKE TWO JOINTSThat's what I do!SMOKE TWO JOINTS
