The Toyes - What's So Bad About a Nipple? Lyrics
I can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this - no no noWhat's so bad about a nipple?Are we afaid that the devil might be lurking there?Will our souls be corrupted by the sight of a de-cupped tit?Tell me what's so bad about a nipple that's bareI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this - no no noWhat's so bad about a penis?An ordinary organ just hanging thereWill the sight of a male member give us rabies or distemper?Tell me what's so bad about a penis that's bareI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you thisBut for those muscle-headed zeroesOur beloved TV heroesWe clap and we cheer as they whip out their gunsAnd when the blood and guts are splatteredIt really doesn't matterIt's just good clean American funI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this - no no noWhat's so bad about our bodies?Beautifully covered with skin and hairIs our *****ness so awful that exposure is unlawful?Tell me what's so bad about a body that's bareI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this, but I can't show you thatI can show you this - no no no
