The Toyes - The Lucky Sperm Club Lyrics
A great big house and fancy ladiesWinning the game by dropping Daddy's nameAnd hanging with the other Lucky Sperm Club babiesThe swinging king of the society sceneGets obscene in a limousineCharging cheap thrills full of frivolous frillsTaking lazy luxury to new extremesAnd oh it must be funTo be so wealthy, healthy, rich and youngOne might wonder what he's doneTo become the fortunate oneHe's another member of the Lucky Sperm ClubThe only thing he had to do was be conceivedIt's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm ClubLiving in the lap of lazy luxuryYaweeA guy like me should be so luckyIt's a special club for the privileged fewNot for me, not for youIt's a wonderful life, no stress no strifeNever hurry never worry like the poor folk doAnd oh it must be funTo be so wealthy, filthy rich and youngOne might wonder what great things they've doneTo become the fortunate onesHe's another member of the Lucky Sperm ClubThe only thing he had to do was be conceivedIt's great to be a member of the Lucky Sperm ClubBorn into the lap of lazy luxuryYaweeA guy like me should be so luckyThe Lucky Sperm Club population is there by relationThey don't fill out applications and they pay no duesYou must inherit your invitation to this celebrationAnd The Lucky Sperm Club band don't play no bluesOh, if it were my sonIf one sweet someday all the work I've doneIs enough to ensure that my boyWill become the fortunate oneThen he can be a member of the Lucky Sperm ClubThe only thing he had to do was be conceivedI hope that he's a member of the Lucky Sperm ClubBorn into the lap of lazy luxuryYaweeAnd when I'm old he'll take good care of me
