The Toyes - The Planet of the N. R. Apes Lyrics
On an inter-planetary pleasure cruiseA trip relaxes thought I, as I rocketed alongSpacing out on outer space's viewsReactor blows I lose control we start to smoke and burnInto an alien atmosphere I'm hurledCrash landed on this Earth-type planet somehow still aliveI then began to scan this strange new worldEverywhere guns. Monkeys with gunsEverywhere guns, guns, guns, guns, gunsEverywhere guns. Monkeys with gunsEverywhere guns, guns, guns, guns, gunsSeems to me I've landed on the Planet of the N. R. ApesDon't think that I can stand it on the Planet of the N. R. ApesBroken down and stranded on the Planet of the N. R. ApesA pacifist is branded on the Planet of the N. R. ApesOn the Planet of the N. R. ApesI'm on the Planet of the N. R. ApesThe apes were armed with every kind of firepower knownProtective of their right to shoot me deadSo I flashed a friendly peace sign just to put them all at easeThey shot at me and captured me insteadWell they held me as their prisoner until I was old and greet'Til I stole this ship and made my great escapeAnd now I've landed back on Earth but I don't think I'll stay'Cause all I see is lots more N. R. Apes.Everywhere guns. Monkeys with gunsEverywhere guns, guns, guns, guns, gunsWhy so many guns? Even children got gunsEverywhere guns, guns, guns, guns, gunsOnce again I've landed on the Planet of the N. R. ApesA pacifist is branded on the Planet of the N. R. ApesTreated like a bandit on the Planet of the N. R. ApesDon't think that I can stand it on the Planet of the N. R. ApesI'm on the Planet of the N. R. Apes. I'm on the Planet of the N. R. ApesEverywhere guns. Everybody got gunsEverywhere guns, guns, guns, guns, gunsWhy so many guns? Even children got gunsEverywhere guns, guns, guns, guns, gunsOnce again I've landed on the Planet of the N. R. ApesThey caught me empty-handed on the Planet of the N. R. ApesA Smith & Wesson lesson on the Planet of the N. R. ApesKeep 'em polite and guessin' on the Planet of the N. R. ApesOn the Planet of the N. R. Apes. I'm on the Planet of the N. R. Apes
