Twiztid - *****konthe1stdate Lyrics
Hi! My Name's LisaI'm What Some People Call A Sex AddictI Mean Just Because I Like To Have Sex With Alot Of BoysIt Doesn't Make Me A Freak, Ok?I Mean, Yeah I Like To Do A Doggy StyleAnd Suck ***** And All That You Know?I Mean I Usually Just Tell 'emPull That Mutha*****a Out And Let Me See ItGet Started...Now Let Me Introduce Myself As The Man*****in' Every ***** In The World That Says I CanAnd I Won't Even Play With *****es That Don't *****All I Know, You Could Be A Dude With Your Nuts TuckedAnd I Don't Need All The Stress And All The GamesAnd All The Callin' Me NamesAnd Your Frontin' Like Your Sayin, *****You Ain't Shit But A Hoe And The Trickin'All Your Good For Is Hopefully *****in' And Suckin' DickWanna Blame It On My Music?Well That Will Never HappenCuz I Was *****in' Hoes Like You Before The Rappin'Don't Get Me The Slighter On That Ass And ButtcheeksAnd Keep My Dick The Splashin' Cum On Bed SheetsI'm A Lunatic Weirdo Lookin' To The LaidAny Hookers Here Tonight Is Lookin' To Get Paid?***** That, I Won't Spend No Nickle On No AssI Don't Even Want No Stankin' *****, Stankin' By My Cash[x2]*****, I'mma Cum Outta' The PantsI'm Trying To Figure Out Whether Or Not I'm Getting That AssYour Callin' Me A Freak Sayin' I'm Going Too FastBut If You Dont ***** On The First Date I'm Leavin' That Ass***** With Them Big LipsI'm A Young NiggaWith Crazy *****in' My HipsAnd I Can Make You Do Thangs Your Afraid To DoAnd By The End Of The Night You Want Me To ***** YouHey ***** That's A Nice AssLet Me See You Strip Down To Flesh And Show Me A Flash DanceGot Me Arousing In My Pants And A Pitch In The TentIt's Just A Video Camera No Need To Get UpsetHey ***** Do You Like Sex?Well Me TooI'mma Pull My Dick Out And This Is What We Gonna Do***** Till The Sun Comes Up And Fall AsleepLeaving Pusss Battered And Brused And Numb For WeeksYou Say You Never Sucked Dick, A Minor ObsticalJust Pretend That My Dick Is A PopsicleAnd Lick It All On The Sides And TipYou Got Creamsickle Fillin' On Your Tongue And LipsUhhhhh...[x2]*****, I'mma Cum Outta' The PantsI'm Trying To Figure Out Whether Or Not I'm Getting That AssYour Callin' Me A Freak Sayin' I'm Going Too FastBut If You Dont ***** On The First Date I'm Leavin' That AssYou Can Tell It From The Getgo *****, I Ain't The OneAnd Stricly For Your Info *****, You Ain't The BombI Done *****ed Many Two And Three Hoes At The TimeAnd The Most Hoes I ***** In One Night Is Like FiveDaaaamn...You Can Say I'm Addicted To SexBut If You Know My Sleeze Then You Know I'm Addicted To DeathMonoxide *****in' *****es Left To RightLet A Killa Know, If Your *****in' TonightHey *****, Do You Shave Your Peach?I Can Check Cause Your Beaver Is Within My Arm ReachLeavin' A Rash On My *****Burned Up, Cradle, And Duds Are Icey HotsHey *****, Would You Finger Your Box?And Rub The Butt Of A Nigga Name MadroxHalf Hour Killa With An Hour Worth A DickSo Do You Wanna *****? Hey You, Hey *****...[x2]*****, I'mma Cum Outta' My PantsI'm Trying To Figure Out Whether Or Not I'm Getting That AssYour Callin' Me A Freak Sayin' I'm Going Too FastBut If You Dont ***** On The First Date I'm Leavin' That AssYou Stupid *****, What The ***** Do You Think This Is?I Take You Out To Dinner Maybe To A MovieAnd You Don't Wanna *****?Who The ***** Do You Think You Are Mutha*****in' Liz Claybourn *****?I Don't Like That Shit And I Don't Like YouSo If You Ain't *****in, You Need To Bounce, *****That's For My ModsI'm Lookin' For Ass, Money, And Dead Shit