Twiztid - Wasted Lyrics
[Madrox](Man, I was so drunk last night...I was drinking shots off this fine, young?Mutha*****a, that was me...)[Madrox](MONOXIDE! )[Monoxide]I’m gone, but I... (you gone, playa)I mean, I can’t even feel my legs like I’m frozeAnd I wanna get me dome,But I can’t even take her homeI wanna go, but my girl keep blowin’ up my phoneI don’t give a *****, thoughHand me a Dixie cup and a Red BullAnd I'mma mix it up with something special to make ya head goOoo wee ooo wee, ooo wee ooo weeI just found a *****in’ jar of weed in my carI be rollin’ it, smokin’ it ‘till I’m up in a comaHopefully I’ll control the speedRoll the window open and get the ***** up out the way‘Cause I got throw up in the throat againI’m on a potion bingePlease quit all “emotionin’”It’s *****in’ with my focus andI really need to see who the ***** it is I’m smokin’ withShe’s askin’ me what I wanna do, and I’m hopin’ hitBut I’m too gone for this[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED[Madrox]I got a bit of TanquerayLittle bit of AlizéPut it in a cup and I fill it to the brimBottom to the skies, then I do it all againDrink of champions, tell me who wanna get gin?‘Cause I showed up drunkGot a wet bar in the back of my truckCrowne, ?, Crystal Head, Seagram’s Gin, Boone’s Farm, ?Get ya cup and shut the *****We ‘bout to party upAnd sip and chug and drink‘Till somebody pass out or throw upBubble guts, I’m?How many drinks you had tonight?Bartender said that 32 will slur your speech and blur your sight36 will have you super pissy looking for a fightAnd 50 will leave you holdin’ the toilet, puking for dear lifeI grip the grass so my ass don’t fall off the *****in’ planetI’m drunk as ever but the plastered ***** don’t understand itI can’t stand to stand up‘Bout to piss, I’m pissy drunkPour the rest of my liquor up into 20 sippy cupsSip it slow and finish upAin’t no quitter, listen upParty’s paused, but it’s back onThe very second I wake up[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED![Jelly Roll]Man, I woke up still higher than *****Man, I must have went to sleep with a hell of a buzzGet Twiztid with TwiztidIt was ridiculousWent to sleep with a thick *****Woke up with syphilisNasty... in every sense of the wordWalkin’ in the waffle house about as high as a birdB-b-b- back up off me, ‘cause I might pukeAnd there ain’t no tellin’ what I might doI’m just like you, you’re just like meIs he on some kind of pill?I just might beThe room spinnin’, I think it’s time to goGive me a couple seconds, and I might blow[Madrox](AJAX! )[Ajax]I’m meetin’ Jerry Bears untill I’m barely thereTripped my nuts off, landed in some chick’s derriereMe and my hash rig make a scary pairStabbin’ globs on the skillet got these fairies scaredYeah, I’m purple hash wastedMet this junkie hoe KatrinaLeft the party at her man’sShe got drunk and stole the BeamerI looked her in her eyes, said,“Get comfy... hold the weiner”Then we slipped through the hood,Vapin’, bumpin’ Funky Cold MedinaIt’s ‘Jax, *****[Madrox](And it don’t stop! )Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED![Liquid Assassin]Gimme a jug of that CrowneGuzzle that downWhat’s?I’m trippin’ on that nowI can tell by the feeling in my stomachAny little more of somethingAnd I’ll be slumpingI’ll be hugging that groundYeah, you can tell that I’m stumblingI don’t know how to act nowHad a few too many, bugging the act outDrunk off my ass and I ain’t *****in’ sat downThat blurred visionI’m on one and I’m liftedHit the dank mixed with that drankLike Mad and Mono, I’m TwiztidAnd I’m goneNot contemplating one conversationHad too much drankGet the ***** out my face, I’m wasted[Madrox](Ladies and gentlemen... BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE! )[Blaze Ya Dead Homie]Get basted, tipsy and wasted*****, pop a molly and get *****You can be my guest on the spaceshipWe on that DMT with the aliensLet’s get drunk, see doubleTalk a little shit, I wanna start a lot of troubleBurn trees, indeed, top speed,Wanna see everybody turning green[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED[Bukshot](Bukshot)***** the bullshit, homieLet’s get wastedThrowing down the hatch andWatch me turn into a spaceship(Blast off)Sippin’ on this liquor got me lifted(Cast off)Talkin’ to a volley ball, I’m TwiztidPull a pop cup full of vodka in the consoleMy head hurts like Daryl hit me with the crossbowI saw Mono passing bottles like he’s RondoJamie hit the bourbon like a Savage, call him MachoKush in the air, roaches in the ash trayLife ain’t fair, drinkin’ on a rampageCops ain’t there, so we swervin’ in the fast laneI don’t care, slow motion like I’m Max Payne(Bukshot)In the murder bucket, straight loaded***** bad *****es in the backseat, foldedMy team’s reelin', it don’t matter if they hate thisTore up, laughing at you, *****We’re *****ing wasted[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED[Lil Wyte]I’m in Ann Arbor, MichiganRatchets all around meOG white kush got the whole room cloudySmelling like a pound of that shitWhen we walk up in the placeMe and Trevor GTaking gram blunts to the faceChugging molly *****tailsI’m on my molly game shit*****ed up at the hotelStill there ain’t a ***** I can’t hitGot crossed eyeballsI can barely see where I am goin’Got 2 Xanax bars in my bodyNow my heart rate is slowin’But I know I’ll be alright, I do this all the timeI actually live the life I rap aboutIn every one of these rhymesAsk Twiztid, they’ll tell yaI’m a crazy mother*****erAbominationz tour every nightLil Wyte was slightly drunkerHa haaa...[Madrox](Now hell yeahYou right Lil WyteNow roll the mutha*****in’ bluntI’mma pour this mutha*****in’ CrowneWe’ll get wasted)[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED![Johnny Richter]I hear a lot of people jibber jabberAbout doin’ this or that(Johnny Richter! )But me, I’m only spittin’ facts(Real knows real)It’s Richter teaming up with TwiztidTwistin’ nothin’ but the biggestGetting’ lifted, we maliciousYou not smokin’? That’s suspiciousWriting rhymes in hieroglyphicsMunchin’ brownies, it’s delicious? that ass, kick that ass, kidI’m losing my mindBut with the way I’m looking, ***** itI’ll just cook up some more crackDrinkin’ vodka out the bucketMixed with heroin and smackMe getting’ sober? That’s hilariousThe joke of the yearWrecked over the taste of getting wastedI made it my career[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED![Jahred]Here we go againI can’t see straightI’m Twiztid off of that Jack Daniels and that purple hazeHere we go againI’m *****in’ retardedFrom that Xanax, that Vicodin, that cocaine and BacardiHere we go againI’m *****in’ up againI’m alienating my family and my closest friendsI’m wastedFeeling of out place andFalling so hard, so hard, I’m on my face againPuffin’ that green shitSippin’ that mean shitSmoking like a lunaticI feel like I’mma win again(Can somebody get the paramedics over here, please?This nigga doesn’t have a pulse...Can somebody call 911, please?Aw damn...)[Chorus - All]Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shroomsGive me molly and 'Bou LouJäger Bombs and bong ripsVicodins and that syrup shitCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getCome with us and then get undressedSee how wasted we can getGet high, get drunk, get high,Get drunk, get high,Get WASTED!Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,Get WASTED!
