Twiztid - First Day Out Lyrics
I got another funky rhymeAnother funky, funky rhymeI got another funky rhymeAnother funky rhymeAnother funky, funky rhyme.Aww shit, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme)This is our shit man. (Another funky, funky rhyme)They're finna remake the wicked shit. (I got another funky rhyme)Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme)Now they let the gates up so I bail.Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jailSmart ass mouth even though I paid my duesFoam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoesBut I ain't nagginHere comes my people in the hooptie muffler dragginAin't been in the hoo ride longAnd the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost goneNuts are kinda anxious to drop a loadTold my man hook me up with a chick that he knowThe ***** saidMutha*****a pick me up at threeCan't *****, Cepta don't ride your streetWe can eat around the corner at KFCYou can take a cab and I'll pay the feeWhen she showed up, damnShe was outta luckI forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truckWith the tab from the cab, and the dinner too.With a knot in my sock, ***** I thought you knewDressed to impress chewing dentine gumAnd I was drunk as ***** and smelled like an alley bumI'm chewing on my food like a carnivoreDumb ***** staring at me like an eye soreThen I plopped my face in the bowl of soupAnd slurped up every last bit up through my missin toothThe ***** jumped up faster than a raceAnd told me had to powder her faceSince she pickin up the tabYou know that I'ma go for mineGarcon, Shabali '54 vintage wineAnd a steak well done, and an order of shrimpJamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!)She's back now and her hair ain't fixedProbably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shitBut I ain't saying nothing thoughI ain't saying nothing bout the mutha*****ing hoeWhat's up *****?You ready to break ?Besides, how long can one fat ***** take?Quit snacking and pay the shitSo we can go to your crib and watch a horror flickWith your daddyYou're employed?Awww shit...nawwwYour daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pieI mean him letting me grip his rideBesides he slipped me a fiftyBut then again I'm kinda shiftyNow I wanna ***** so we headed to my house***** sitting with your parents on the couchDad I got a ***** in my room and I smileTake your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhileA juggalo's known for smackin hoesBut I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack modeNow woman, you know I love youSo why don't you just let me ***** youLook *****, I know you's a freakSo let me get a little kiss on my cheekAnd a ***** to go with thatCome on nympho, and let me hit thatTell ya what you let me stick itAnd I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah)You little sewer skankYou nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry *****!That's the shit J (What?)$85 bucks an hour and you wanna playAnd that was thatA little smooth talking and she was on her backYou'll never guess whatMy first day out and I caught my nutFirst day out and I caught my nut (What?)First day out and I caught my nut (What?)First day out and I caught my nut (What?)Well, shit ***** it's my first day outAnd I caught my nutFirst day out and I caught my nut (What?)First day out and I caught my nut (What?)First day out and I caught my nut (What?)Well, shit ***** it's my first day outAnd I caught my nutFirst day out and I caught my nut(What?)First day out and I caught my nut(What?)First day out and I caught my nut(What?)Well, shit ***** it's my first day outAnd I caught my nutFirst day out and I caught my nut(What?)First day out and I caught my nut(What?)First day out and I caught my nut(What?)Well, shit ***** it's my first day outAnd I caught my nuuuuuut!![Laughs]
