Twiztid - ??? Lyrics
Since You're Too *****in' Lazy To Turn This Shit Off (right)And Seein How You're Just Sitting There Listenin Doin Nuthin (uh Huh)We Figured We'd Tell You A Story (ok)Let's See If You Can Figure Out What I'm Trying To SayYeah(what Do You Got To Say?)(say It)(spit It Out)(come On)There Once Was A Ninja Named Jack Picklebush (oh Yeah?)He Lived In The 313 Area Code (i Know That Guy)Now This Kid Wasn't No Ordinary Ninja Because His NutbagWas 4 Times The Size Of His Head (whoa)Everybody In The Neighborhood Calls Him Fat Sac JackNow His 3 Homeboys Ron, Don, And JonFrom Over On 8th St.(i Know Ron)Used To Dash Home From SchoolJust So They Could Jump Up And DownAnd Play On Jack's Fat *****in Ball SacNow, The Other Day While They Was Hopping, And Flipping, And Having Fun.Jon Ripped A Huge Ass Crease Right Up The Ass Of His WranglersHe Wasn't Wearin Any DrawersBut The Fact That His ***** Ass Fell Out Wasn't What Embarrassed Jack.What Did HoweverWas That All His Friends Now Knew His Lifelong Secret.Jon Has 2 Anus'sThat's Right Double Rosebuds.Now, Everybody Got A Great Laugh On Including Fat Sac JackAnd When They Finally Finished Bustin' On JonThey Noticed It Was 8 O'clock,Time For Monday Night WrestlingAnd So They All Ran Over To Don's HouseBecause He's The Only 1 That Has Cable.After Wrestling Was Over They All Grabbed Some Faygo'sAnd Some Swisher Sweets Packed With Buds(oh Yeah Gotta Have The Weed)And They All Laid Out On Fat Sac Jack's Fat *****in Ball BagAnd Stared Up Into The Stars.When They Finally Got Home And Went To BedShit, It Was Something Like 2 In The Morning (that's Pretty Late)Now, Figure It Out Smart Ass(who You Calling A Smart Ass?)(put It Together, Figure It Out)(i Don't Get It)(what're You Supposed To Do With It?)(***** Off)(figure It Out)(i Don't Get It Where'd He Go?)(where'd That Guy Go That Was Tellin' The Story?)(i'ma Wait Here Go See If You Can Get Him)(what The *****s Going On?)(word Up)
