Twiztid - 1st Day Out Lyrics
(jamie madrox)I got another funky rhymeAnother funky funky rhymeI got another funky rhymeAnother funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme (twice)Awwww shit!Twizted!This is my shit man!Theyre finna remake the wicked shit!Jamie spit man!(jamie madrox)Now they let the gates up so I bailSix shitty months pick me up from the county jailSmart ass mouth even though I paid my duesChrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoesBut I aint nagginHere comes my people in the hoopty muffla dragginAint been in the hoop ride longAnd the two liter of moon mist is almost goneNuts are kinda anxious to drop a loadTold my man to hook me up with a chick that he knowThe ***** said mutha*****er pick me up at threeCant ***** santa dont ride your streetWe can meet around the corner at kfcYou can take a cab and Ill pay the feeWhen she showed up damn, she was out of luckI forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truckPut the tab for the cab and the dinner tooWith a knot in my sock, ***** I thought ya knewDressed to impress chewin dyntene gumAnd I was drunk as ***** and smelled like an alley bumIm chewin on my food like a carnivoreDumb ***** starin at me like and eyesoreThen I plopped my face in the bowl of soupAnd slurpped every last bit up through my missin toothThe ***** jumped up faster than a raceAnd told me how to bow to her faceSo she pickin up the tab, ya know that ima go for mineGot sone shabille 54 vengence wineAnd a steak well done and an order of shrimpJamie madrox playin the pimp...uhhShes back now, and her hair aint fixedProbably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shitBut I aint sayin nothin thoughI aint sayin nothin bout the mutha*****in hoeWhats up *****? your ready to break, besides how longCan one fat ***** take? quit snackinAnd pay this shit, so we can go to your cribAnd watch a horror flick, with ya daddyYour employed?Uhhhhh shit, naw(jamie madrox)Your daddys pretty fresh sweetie pieI mean him, lettin me grip his rideBesides, he slipped me a fiftyBut the again Im kinda shiftyNow I wanna ***** so we headed to my house***** sittin with you parents on the couchDad I got a ***** in my room and a smileTake your ass to the bar and dont come back for awhileA juggalos known for smackin hosBut I need to bust nut so I switch to the mack mode(monoxide child)Now laurie, you know I love youSo why dont you just let me ***** youLook *****, I know yous a freakSo let me get a little kiss on my cheekAnd Ill ***** to go hit thatCome on nympho, and let me hit datTell ya what, ya let me stick itAnd I gotta left over piece of chicken for yaYa little sewer skank(violent j)Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry *****!(monoxide child)Thats the shit j85 bucks an hour, you wanna playAnd that was thatA little smooth talkin and she was on her backYa never guess whatMy first day out, and I caught my nut(jamie maddrox & monoxide child)First day out and I caught my nut (what)First day out and I caught my nut (what)First day out and I caught my nut (what)Well shit ***** its my first day out, and I caught my nut (4x)
