Twiztid - Off The Chain Lyrics
[jamie Madrox]Daddy I'm High As A Cloud Floating Looking To TouchAnything Soft Enough I Can Bust My Nuts OnLike Them Average Ass Titties Of YoursNow I Done Seen Many, Many Pairs Of Titties BeforeBut Them Titties Right There Look Suckable To MeWith The Nipple In The Middle Where The Sucker Supposed To BeShe Got A Kinda Banging Booty, Kinda More Not Than SoIf I Don't Drop This Load, My Nuts Are Gonna Explode[monoxide]Now I'm Stone Sober In A Room Full Of UglyAll I Want To Do Is Get Some Ass TonightAnd If I, Play My Cards Right And Smoke This WeedThen I'll Be Swimming In Some Ass Like The TsunamiAnd It Won't Matter If She, Kinda Looks Like A HeCause As Long As I Stay High They're All Dimes To MeBumping Ron Isley In The Truck With The TreeGetting High Hoping This Ugly ***** Will ***** Me[chorus]Now You Look Like Madonna With A Splash Of J-loMixed With Halle Berry And Some Anna Nicole'cause When I'm Smoking Every Girl I See Seems To BeSo Off The ChainA Little Gwen Stefani And Some Fergie And BrittneyCharlise Thereon With Some Angelina JolieCause When I'm Smoking Every Girl I See Seems To BeSo Off The Chain[monoxide]Sometimes We Would Get High In The BackAnd There'd Always Be This Girl With A Super Nipple RackAnd I, Wouldn't Hit It With A Bat If I'm Not StonedBut ***** It Since I'm High Little Ugly Got BonedI'm In The Zone I'm High Kinda Trippin Off Of ThisEverywhere That I Look's A Fine *****Goddamnit, I Love This Weed'cause Every Last ***** Looks Good To Me[jamie Madrox]Beauty Is Skin Deep, And Ugly Is To The BoneAin't No Reason That Banging Ass Need To Be Having Pants OnI Like That Upside Down Heart That Lives Inside You G-stringPacked To The Max With Needful ThingsLike Coochie And Butt Watch It Jiggle And SuchAs She Walks By With That Run Way StrutI'm Mesmerized On How Much Ass Calf N' ThighsYou Managed To Stuff Inside Them Levi's[chorus]You Look Like Jenna Jameson And Vivica FoxyWith A Splash Viva Guerra And Beyonce'cause When I'm Smoking Every Girl I See Seems To BeSo Off The ChainA Little Paris Hilton And Some Gretchen WilsonWith A Splash Of Ashlee N' Jessica Simpson'cause When I'm Smoking Every Girl I See Seems To BeSo Off The Chain[jamie Madrox]Your Lips Are Just So Soft And SuppleI'm Willing To Bet The Farm She Got A Tight Moose KnuckleI'm Seeing So Many Turkeys That I Wouldn't Mind StuffingLike That One Right Here, I Bet She Like It Rough And HardAnd If She Wanna Cuddle Right QuickTurn An Indoor Hoe Into An Outdoor TrickLet Her Suck Your Dick In A Public BathroomWhile There's Other People On The Side Of You Taking A Dune[monoxide]Now I'm Walking Through The MallAnd I'm High As The SunAnd I Swear This *****'s Ass Is Looking Like A Cinna-bunAnd Then I Go And Get A Pretzels From Aunt Annie'sThen I Fell In Love With Her Flabby FannyI'm Getting Outta Here Before My Penis Gets HardAnd I Get Thrown Out By The Security GuardsFeeling Like A Retard, I'm Horny And HighBut I'm Almost Outta Weed So I'm Saying Goodbye
