The Book Of Mormon - Hasa Diga Eebowai Lyrics
In this part of Africa, we all have a sayingWhenever something bad happensWe just throw our hands to the sky and say"Hasa Diga Eebowai"Hasa Diga Eebowai?It's the only way to get through all these troubled timesThere's war, poverty, famineBut having a saying makes it all seem betterThere isn't enough food to eatHasa Diga EebowaiPeople are starving in the streetHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiWell, that's pretty neatDoes it mean "No worries for the rest of our days?"Kind of, we've had no rain in several daysHasa Diga EebowaiAnd eighty percent of us have AIDSHasa Diga EebowaiMany young girls here get circumsizedTheir clits get cut right offAnd so we say up to the skyHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiNow you try, just stand up tallTilt your head to the skyAnd list off the bad things in your lifeSomebody took our luggage awayHasa Diga EebowaiThe plane was crowded, and the bus was lateHasa Diga EebowaiWhen the world is getting you downThere's nobody else to blameRaise your middle finger to the skyAnd curse his rotten name(Wait, what?)Hasa Diga Eebowai(Am I saying that right?)Hasa Diga EebowaiExcuse me sirBut what exactly does that phrase mean?Well, let's see, Eebowai means "God"And Hasa Diga means "***** you"So I guess in English it would be, "***** you, God"Hasa Diga Eebowai(What?)When God *****s you in the buttHasa Diga Eebowai***** God right back in his cuntHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiExcuse me, sir, but you should reallyNot be saying thatThings aren't always as bad as they seemOh, really?Well, take this *****ing ***** M'tumbo hereHe got caught last week trying to rape a babyBut, why?So people in his tribe believe that havingSex with a virgin will cure the AIDSThere aren't many virgins left, so some of themAre turning to babiesBut that's horribleI knowHasa Diga EebowaiHere's the butcher, he has AIDSHere's the teacher, she has AIDSHere's the doctor, he has AIDSHere's my daughter, she has aWonderful dispositionShe's all I have left in the worldAnd if either of you lays a hand on herI will give you my AIDSIf you don't like what we sayTry living here a couple daysWatch all of your friends and family dieHasa Diga Eebowai***** youHasa Diga Eebowai***** you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt***** you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt***** you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt***** you in the eye***** you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt***** you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt***** you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt***** you in the other eyeHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga EebowaiHasa Diga Eebowai, Hasa Diga***** you God in the cunt
