The Book Of Mormon - Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Lyrics
Long ago when I was fiveI snuck in the kitchen late at nightAnd ate a doughnut with a maple glazeMy father asked who ate the snackI said that it was my brother JackAnd Jack got grounded for fourteen daysI've lived with that guilt all of my lifeAnd the terrible vision that I had that nightNo, please! I don't wanna' go backDown, down thy soul is castFrom the Earth whence forth ye fellThe path of fire leads theeTo spooky Mormon hell dreamWelcome back to spooky Mormon hell dreamYou are having a spooky Mormon hell dream nowAnd now I've gone and done it again(Rectus)I committed another awful sin(Dominus)I left my mission companion all alone(Spookytus)Oh God, how could I have done this to you?(Deus)How could I break rule seventy-two?(Creepyus)And now my soul has just been thrownBack into spooky Mormon Hell dreamDown, down to Satan's realmSee where you belongThere is nothing you can doNo escape from spooky Mormon Hell dreamYou blamed your brother for eatingThe doughnut and now you walk outOn your mission companion, tch, you're a dickJesus, I'm sorryJesus hates you, this we knowFor Jesus just told you soYou remember Lucifer?He is even spookierMinions of Hades, have you heard the news?Kevin was caught playing hookyNow he's back with all you Cath'lics and JewsIt's super spooky-wookyI'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of meTo break the rules, please I don't wanna' beIn this spooky Mormon Hell dreamSpooky Mormon Hell dreamGenghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie CochranThe spirits all surround youSpooky, spooky, spookyI started a war who killed millions of JewsI slaughtered the ChineseI stabbed a guy and *****ed his corpseI got OJ freeYou think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two(Gasps)I left my companion, I'm way worse than youI hate this spooky Mormon hell dream(Spooky Mormon Hell dream)Oh, Heavenly Father(Ah)Please give me one more chance(Ah)I won't break the rules again(Ah)I can't believe Jesus called me a dickWelcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dreamYou are never waking up from spookyMormon hell dreamOh, please help me Father(Down, down thy soul is cast)Please let me wake up(From the earth whence forth ye fell)Give me one more chance(This must be it, you must be there)I won't let you down again(You must be in spooky Mormon hell dream now)
