The Book Of Mormon - Two By Two Lyrics
Do you have any idea where they're sending youElder Price?Well, of course we don't really haveFinal say over where we get sentBut, I have been praying to be sent toMy favorite place in the whole worldWell, if you prayed for a locationI'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happenYou're like the smartest, best, most deservingElder the center's ever seenAw, c'mon, you guysThe most important time of a Mormon kid's lifeIs his missionA chance to go out and help heal the worldThat's my missionSoon I'll be off in a different placeHelping the whole human raceI know my mission will be something incredibleElders, form a line and step forwardWhen your name is called, Elder YoungYes, sirYour mission brother will be Elder GrantThat's me, hey, brotherAnd your mission location is NorwayOh wow, Norway, land of gnomes and trollsTwo by twoWe're marching door to door'Cause God loves MormonsAnd he wants some moreA two-year mission is our sacrificeWe are the Army of the Church of Jesus ChristOf Latter-Day SaintsTwo by two and today we'll knowWho will make the journeyWhen and where we'll goWe're fighting for a causeBut we're really, really niceWe are the Army of the Church of Jesus ChristOf Latter-Day SaintsElder White and Elder SmithOh, I knew we'd get paired togetherYour location will be FranceFrance, land of pastries and turtlenecksTwo by two, I guess it's you and meWe're off to reach across land and seaSatan has ahold of FranceWe need to knock him off his perchWe are the Soldiers of the Army of the ChurchOf Jesus Christ of Latter-Day SaintsElder Cross and Elder GreenYou will be serving in JapanOh, Japan, land of soy sauceAnd MothraElder Harris and Elder BrownHeavenly FatherWhere will I go on my mission?Will it be ChinaOr Old Mexico on my mission?It could be San Fran by the bayAustralia where they say, "G'day"But I pray I'm sent to my favorite placeOrlando, I love you, OrlandoSea World and DisneyAnd Putt-Putt GolfingElder PriceYes, sirYour brother will be Elder CunninghamThat's me, that's me, helloOh, hiAnd your mission location is UgandaUganda, Uganda, cool, where is that?AfricaOh boy, like Lion KingTwo by two and now it's time to goOur paths have been revealedSo let's start the showOur shirts are clean and pressedAnd our haircuts are preciseWe are the Army of the ChurchWe are the Army of the ChurchWe are the Army of the Church of Jesus ChristTwo by two, we march for victoryArmed with the greatest book in historyWe'll convert everyoneAll across the planet EarthThat is the beauty of, the essence ofThe purpose of, the mission ofThe soldiers of the Army of the Church of Jesus ChristOf Latter-Day Saints