Weird Al Yankovic - A COMPLICATED SONG Lyrics
Parody of "Complicated" by Avril LavigneUh huh... extra cheeseUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for mePizza party at your houseI went just to check it out19 extra larges - what a shameNo one cameJust us, eatin' all aloneYou said, "Take the pizza home""No sense lettin' all this go to waste"So then I facedPizza all dayAnd every dayThis cheese 'round the clockIs gettin' me blockedAnd I sure don't careFor irregularityTell meWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuatedIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strainAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the painOh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?No no noI was feelin' pretty downTill my girlfriend came aroundWe're just so alike in every wayI gotta sayIn fact, I just thought I mightPop the question there that nightI was kissing her so tenderlyBut woe is meWho would have guessedHer family crestI'd suddenly spyTattooed on her thighAnd son-of-a-gunIt's just like the one on meTell meHow was I supposed to know we were both related?Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have datedWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and proposeAnd get hitched and have kids with eleven toesAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?No no noI had so much on my mindI thought maybe I'd unwindTry out that new roller coaster rideAnd the guideSaid not to standBut that's a demandThat I couldn't meetI got on my feetAnd stood up insteadAnd knocked off my head, you seeTell meWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?This really is a major inconvenience , oh man, I really hate itSuch a drag now... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snoreI can't belch or yodel anymoreCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports IllustratedOh noWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritatedWhat a bummerCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneezeBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze nowHaven't been the same since my head and I were separatedNo no no
