Weird Al Yankovic - Lame Claim To Fame Lyrics
[Verse 1:]One time I was in the checkout lineBehind Steven SeagalOnce I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah HillWas in the very next bathroom stallMy best friend's brotherWell, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2My neighbour's baby sitterDated three of the guys in Motley CrueI swear Jack NicholsonLooked right at me at a Laker's game[Hook:]I got a lameLame claim to fame[Verse 2:]Check it out, I bought a second hand toasterfrom a guy who says he knows Brad PittI got me an email from the prince of NigeriaWell, he sure sounded legitMy sister used to take piano lessonsFrom the second cousin of Ralph NaderLast year I threw up in an elevatorNext to Christian SlaterWell guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian'sAre exactly the same[Hook x2][Bridge:]Once at a party, my dentist accidentallySneezed on Russell CroweI posted first in the commentsOn a YouTube videoI tried to sit by Steve BuscemiBut he told me this seat's takenI know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guyWho know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon[Verse 3:]I had a car that used to belongTo Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncleA friend of mine in high schoolHad jury duty with Art GarfunkelOne time I was staying in the same hotelAs Zooey DeschanelI used the same napkin dispenserAs Steve Carell at a Taco BellI don't mean to brag butPaul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name[Hook x4][Outro:]Ow, let's get lame boys
