Weird Al Yankovic - White And Nerdy Lyrics
They see me mowin'My front lawnI know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdy?Look at me, I'm white and nerdyI wanna roll withThe gangstasBut so far they all think I'm too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdy.Really really white and nerdy.First in my class here at MITGot skills, I'm a champion at D&DMC Escher - that's my favorite MCKeep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin, to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherrySteven Hawking's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outGot people beggin' for my top eight spacesYo, I know pie to a thousand placesAin't got no grillz but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for daysOnce you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazedMy fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't runAt Pascal, well I'm number oneDo vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gunHappy Days is my favorite theme songI could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in JavaScript as well as KlingonIt's the part I sing onThey see me roll onMy SegwayI know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdyLook at me, I'm white and nerdyI'd like to roll withThe gangstasAlthough it's apparent I'm too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyHow'd I get so white and nerdyI've been browsin', inspectin'X-Men comics, you know I collect 'emThe pens in my pocket, I must protect 'emMy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me boredShopping online for deals on some writable mediaI edit WikipediaI memorized Holy Grail really wellI can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOLI got a business doing websitesWhen my friends need some code, who do they call?I do HTML for 'em allEven made a homepage for my dogYo, I got myself a fanny packThey were havin' a sale down at The GapSpend my nights with a roll of bubble wrapPop, pop, hope no one sees meGettin' freakyI'm nerdy in the extremeAnd whiter than sour creamI was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess TeamOnly question IEver thought was hardWas do I like KirkOr do I like PicardSpend every weekend at the Renaissance FairGot my name on my underwearThey see me strollin'They laughin'And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyAll because I'm white and nerdyHoly cow, I'm white and nerdyI wanna bowl withThe gangstasBut, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyLook at me, I'm white and nerdy
