Weird Al Yankovic - Foil Lyrics
[Verse 1:]I never seem to finish all my foodI always get a doggie bag from the waiterSo I just keep what's still unchewedAnd I take it home, save it for later[Pre-Chorus:]But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formationMicrobes, enzymes, mould and oxidationI don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeveI never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containersPlastic cling wrap, really a no-brainerI just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight[Chorus:]With aluminum foil (foil)Never settle for lessThat kind of wrap is just the bestTo keep your sandwich nice and freshStick it in your cooler (cooler)Eat it when you're readyBut maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)A refreshing herbal tea[Sip] Mmm, lovely![Verse 2:]Oh, by the way, I've cracked the codeI've figured out these shadow organizationsAnd the Illuminati knowThat they're finally primed for world domination[Pre-Chorus:]And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the borderPuppet masters for the New World OrderBe aware: there's always someone that's watching youAnd still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landingThought control rays, psychotronic scanningDon't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat[Chorus:]From aluminum foil (foil)Wear a hat that's foil linedIn case an alien's inclinedTo probe your butt or read your mindLooks a bit peculiar ('culiar)Seems a little crazyBut someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)There's a big conspiracy
