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Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isn't Love Lyrics

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  • Ooh yeah
  • Oh
  • I'm your shelter from the storm
  • You'll know I'll always have your back
  • I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
  • I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
  • And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
  • And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
  • When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
  • And if that isn't love
  • If that isn't love
  • If that isn't love
  • I don't know what love is
  • Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know
  • Nanananananana
  • Ahhh listen now
  • There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
  • I coulda finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for
  • Later
  • And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
  • And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
  • I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
  • 'Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
  • And if that isn't love
  • If that isn't love
  • If that isn't love
  • I don't know what love is
  • Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
  • Nananannananna
  • Oh no
  • Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
  • Well I still adore you
  • I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
  • And I can't stand omelettes
  • After I take a bath
  • If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
  • I'll give you my word
  • You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
  • Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
  • You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
  • If you get drunk and pass out I'll never sharpie up your face
  • And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super
  • Convenient place
  • I totally support every idiotic thing you do
  • And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
  • And if that isn't love
  • If that isn't love
  • If that isn't love
  • I don't know what love is
  • Nanananananana no I don't know what love is
  • Nanananananana well I don't know what love is
  • I don't know what love is

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