Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony Lyrics
(cheering)Here she comes now, wants her alimonyBleedin me dry as a bony bonyWorkin three jobs just to stay in debt nowWell, first she took my nest egg then she took the nestI said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)(yeah) cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)Im in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)Lawyers callin me on the telephonyTryin to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stonyOoh, I took her for better or for worse, yeahThen she took me for everything, yeah everythingShe could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)(get) well Im out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)Im broke (alimony), its no joke (alimony)The checks in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)(ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) oh you do(ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) is it due(ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) or youll sue(ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)Wow(cash register ching)(alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)Come on, come on, come onAlimony, alimony, alimonyBleed me dry (alimony)I said no (no), oh no (no)No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)
