Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics
They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks agoThey looked so sweet and harmlessTell me, how was I to knowThey got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surpriseThey grew to forty thousand times their original sizeThey started mutatin right before my eyesOh myAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsA race from a distant placeThey came in ufos shaped just like cuban cigarsMan oh man, you oughta hear em squealNow the whole wide world is their exercise wheelAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsThe president, hes is a panicThe pentagon, theyre in shockTheres a team of research scientists they got em workin round the clockNow the national guard is out in my back yardAnd the marinesll be comin aroundI hope they get this lousy rodents out of my towncause the property values are goin way down nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsTheyre back and theyre lookin for a snackAnd theyre not that fond of burger kings or salad barsI hope theyre not plannin to stayWho invited them here anaywayAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsWell, well, look at that hamster, hes as big as a blimpAnd theres one the size of central parkTheyre using telephone pole to pick their teethTheyre evil and nasty and they glow in the darkOh, dont waste any more of your bullets, boysYou know it just makes em mad when you shootTheyre gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the worldBut you gotta admit, theyre really kinda cute, nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsWhat a racquet theyre makin, jackThey keep me up at night playin theyre electric guitarsListen to em squealThey think the whole stinkin world is their exercise wheelAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsHey jack, you better watch your backHere come those hamsters from a planet near marsWell, well, its called theAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near marsA planet near mars
