Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
Sometimes I feelLike I need a vacationSometimes I feelLike I wanna goTo the city of cavemenThe city of bedrockId be a flinstoneNow Ill tell you why...Well, Ive got Ive got a woman named wilmaWell, Ive got Ive got a baby named pebblesWell, Ive got Ive got a doggy named dinoWe do a little bowling and we drink a little vinoWell, Ive got a little buddy, barney rubbleGot a neighbor by the name of barney rubbleHes a midget but he makes a lot of troubleDoesnt like to shave, he got caveman stubbleMe and barney, loyal order water buffaloLodge brothers, loyal order water buffaloTheres a handshake everybody gotta knowHow come grand poo-bah always gotta run the whole show?Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowI get by on all my prehistoric knowhowBetty and barney got a baby named bamm-bammLittle pebbles is his number one fanHes the strongest toddler in the whole landTear your arm off if he shakes your handGot a car, gonna push it with my feel nowGonna take my family out to eat nowJumbo ribs at the drive-in cant be beat nowMade from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cowWanna chill with a sabretooth tigerWear a loincloth, natural fiberBe the first rolling stone subscriberGot a pterodactyl for a windshield wiperYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowDont know what it means but I say it anyhowLuck me, workin down in the gravel putMovin rocks, on a big dinosaur I sitMr. slate gets mad and he throws a fitPull the birdies tail, everybody knows its time to quitI realize Im living in the stone ageNo fax, no cellular phone-agePick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-ageLiftin heavy boulders every day for my wageBarney rubble, laughin like a hyenaBarney rubble, what a little weinerWheres wilma? anybody seen her?Got a baby elephant vacuum cleanerYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do nowYabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
