Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo Lyrics
Gonna buy me a condoGonna buy me a cuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingGet a wallet full o credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI gonna get me da t-shirt wit de alligator onWo, used to live in jamaica but I dont live dere no moreHad to change me lifestyleDo tings I never done beforeSo now Im just a lonely rastamanLiving in dis american townGonna sell me bob marley recordsGonna get me some jackson browneI gonna buy me a condoGonna buy me a cuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingAnd get a wallet full o credit cards, ehI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI gonna get me da t-shirt wit de alligator onWo, gonna cut off me dreadlocksTrow away all me ganjaIll have a tupperware partyMaybe join me a health spaIll get a bowl of plastic fruitsAnd a microwave oven, tooThen Ill have the neighbors over for a weenie barbequeGonna buy me a condoGonna buy me a cuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingGet a wallet full o credit cards, ohI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI get a funny little t-shirt wit de alligator onAint gonna work in de field no moreGonna be amway distributorAint gonna work in de field no more (no, no)Gonna be amway distributor(ja) ja, ja, ja, life is so very hardI need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yardOh, I gonna buy me a condoGonna buy me a cuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingGet a wallet full o credit cards, ehI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI gonna get me da t-shirt wit de alligator onWhatd you say?I gonna buy me a condoI gonna buy me a cuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingGet a wallet full o credit cards, ohI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI gonna get me da t-shirt wit de alligator onWhatd you say?I gonna buy me a condoGonna buy me a cuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingAnd get a wallet full o credit cards, ohI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI gonna get me da t-shirt wit de alligator on
