Weird Al Yankovic - Cable Tv Lyrics
I used to think my life was so emptyI used to think life was passin me byWell, I was just about readyTo curl up and dieBut then one day I got a visitFrom the cable companyWell, they hooked me up and plugged me right inAnd now I got cable tvAnd now I get to watch the stock report in koreanMidget wrestling on channel threeIt costs me fifty bucks a month just to see emYeah, but thats all right with meI got cable tv (cable tv)Cable tv (cable tv)Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasyI love my cable tv, yeahI love my cable tvI got the siamese faith healers networkThe news and weather from peruI got celebrity hockeyThe racketball channel tooBugs bunny direct from atlantaMr. wizard is on at fiveI got a satellite dish on the trunk of my carSo I can watch mtv while I driveIm talkin bout real quality programsThe kind you just cant get for freeNow I never wanna leave my apartmentcause theres just so much for me to seeOn my cable tv (cable tv)Cable tv(cable tv)Well, if you need to find meYou know where Ill beWatchin my cable tv, yeahWatchin my cable tvcause I love my cable tv, yeahI love my cable tvMy friends are gettin kinda worriedThey think Im turning into some kinda freakOh, but theyre just jealous cause Ive seen porkysTwenty-seven times this weekOn my cable tv (cable tv)Cable tv (cable tv)Yeah, the greatest thing thats ever happened to meI love my cable tv, yeahI love my cable tvWell, I got to have cable tv, yeahI need my cable tvWell, I love, I love my cable tv (tv)Got to have cable tv (tv)Well, I got to have my cable tv, yeah (tv)Cant live without my cable tvWell, I said, got to have some cable tv (tv)Ive got to have my cable tvI said cable tv, yeah (tv)Got to have cable tv