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Weird Al Yankovic - Cats In The Kettle Lyrics

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  • Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
  • It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,
  • Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain,
  • but that's not chicken in your chicken chow
  • mein.
  • Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
  • But Garfield's on my fork,
  • He's purrin here on my fork...
  • There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
  • The place that I eat everyday at noon,
  • They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
  • Once they wrap it up in dough, boys,
  • They fry it real crisp in dough.
  • Chou Lin asked if I wanted more,
  • As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store,
  • I said not today,
  • I lost my apettite,
  • There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
  • I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
  • When I swear I heard it mew, boy,
  • And that is when I knew...
  • There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
  • I think I gotta stop eating there at noon,
  • They say that it's beef or fish or pork,
  • But it's purrin there on my fork,
  • There's a hairball on my fork.

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