Weird Al Yankovic - Cavity Search Lyrics
Listenin to the muzakHearin people screamSittin in the waiting roomReadin crappy magazinesWith a toothacheThis is it, palRoot canalMy molars are impactedIm gettin gum diseaseIm gonna need some fillingsGot twelve cavitiesCan you help meHave mercyDoctor, pleaseMy teeth are a frightGot a huge overbiteNumb me, drill meFloss me, bill meYou jab at my nerve endingsIts driving me insaneJust give me nitrous oxideShoot me up with novocaineHelp me out herecause Im in severePainPlease stop for a bitNow let me rinse and spitNumb me, drill meFloss me, bill meYou validate my parkingI think that Im okayBut you my one more appointment forA week from saturdaycause you came uponA little problem onMy x-rayOy vey!Its getting absurdWell, I hope Im insured, nowNumb me, drill meFloss me, bill me