Weird Al Yankovic - Combo Number 5 Lyrics
Hello, Welcome to Wong Way Kitchen.I take your order please? I highly recommend the combo #5! (ooh nice)Yeah!Combo 1,2, ah 3,4,5Everybody loves Chinese steamed or fried,from the Chinese restaurant around the corner,so you say you want some won-ton soup, I’ll bring your order.Roast duck is a special all dis week,we fry it deep, be-cause our duck is cheap!You like Egg-Fu-Yon, diced chicken, chow wong and subgum.We are serving dimsun, all of it yum-yum.So, what can I getcha, a really big order pork,we got the chop sticks, but please use a fork.Everything is fried, it’s so good, like our dumplings.So, just give us a ring.A little beef and broccoli you got to try.A little mixed vegetables and white riceA little sweet and sour is all you need.A little bit of salt-no MSGA little bit of General Tso’s chickenA little bit of lo mein I can sendA little bit of Szchewan or HunanA little bit of moo goo gai pan!!!