Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
Put down your chainsaw and listen to meIts time for us to join in the fightIts time to let your babies grow up to be cowboysIts time to let the bedbugs biteYou better put all your eggs in one basketYou better count your chickens before they hatchYou better sell some wine before its/its timeYou better find yourself an itch to scratchYou better squeeze all the charmin you can while mr. wimpoles not aroundStick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tanTalk with your mouth fullBite the hand that feeds youBite on more than you chewWhat can you doDare to be stupidTake some wooden nicklesLook for mr. goodbarGet your mojo working nowIll show you howYou can dare to be stupidYou can turn the other cheekYou can just give up the shipYou can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tipDare to be stupidCome on and dare to be stupidIts so easy to doDare to be stupidWere all waiting for youLets goIts time to make a mountain out of a molehillSo can I have a volunteerTheres no more time for crying over spilled milkNow its time for crying in your beerSettle down, raise a family, join the ptaBuy some sensible shoes and a chevyroletAnd party till youre broke and they drive you awayIts ok, you can dare to be stupidIts like spitting on a fishIts like barking up a treeIts like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one freeDare to be stupid (yes)Why dont you dare to be stupidIts so easy to doDare to be stupidWere all waiting for youDare to be stupidBurn your candle at both endsLook a gift horse in the mouthMashed potatoes can be your friendsYou can be a coffee achieverYou can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaverThe futures up to youSo what you gonna doDare to be stupidDare to be stupidWhat did I sayDare to be stupidTell me, what did I sayDare to be stupidIts alrightDare to be stupidWe can be stupid all nightDare to be stupidCome on, join the crowdDare to be stupidShout it out loudDare to be stupidI cant hear youDare to be stupidOk, I can hear you nowDare to be stupidLets go, dare to be stupidDare to be stupidDare to be stupidDare to be stupidDare to be stupidDare to be stupidDare to be stupidDare to be stupid
