Weird Al Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues Lyrics
One, two, a-one, two, three, fourWell i, cant go to the parkI cant go to workI cant do nothinI gotta stay in my house like a jerkHow come I always loseMy car has blown a fuseOh yeahI got hydraulic fluid leakin in my shoesAnd the dead car battery bluesYou know, cant visit my girlfriendI cant go to schoolI cant go anywhereGotta stay in my room like a foolcause I got grease in my hairMy belvederes in disrepairOh yeahI got hydraulic fluid leakin in my shoesAnd the dead car battery bluesSo i, went to see my mechanicHe said, okay, now what is wrongI told him my car wouldnt startHe said, this shouldnt take very longSo he replaced all my plugs and my pointsAnd he looked at my carburetorHe took out my engine and turned it aroundAnd then seventeen hours laterHe looked at my headlights and saidSon, how long have these things been onI told him, oh, about three or four weeksHe said, buddy, I know whats wrongBut I hate to be the one to give you the newsYou got the dead car battery bluesSo now i, cant go to my officeCant work on my jobI might as well lock myself up in my roomAnd live my life like a slobHow come I always loseMy belvedere has blown a fuseOh yeahI got hydraulic fluid leakin in my shoesAnd the dead car battery blues
