Weird Al Yankovic - EBAY Lyrics
Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet BoysYeahA used...pink bathrobeA rare...mint snow globeA Smurf...TV trayI bought on eBayMy house...is filled with this crapShows up in bubble wrapMost every dayWhat I bought on eBayTell me why (I need another pet rock)Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)They had it on eBayI'll buy...your knick-knackJust check...my feedback"A++!" they all sayThey love me on eBayGonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)(From some guy) I've never met in NorwayFound him on eBayI am the type who is liable to snipe youWith two seconds left to go, whoaGot Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please yaAs long as I've got the doughI'll buy...your tchotchkesSell me..your watch, pleaseI'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)I'm highest bidder now(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)(From that worldwide garage sale)(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)(Found it on eBay)Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)(Pez dispensers and a toaster)(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)(I'll buy on eBay)What I bought on eBay
