Weird Al Yankovic - Fat Lyrics
Your butt is wide, well mine is tooJust watch your mouth or Ill sit on youThe word is out, better treat me rightcause Im the king of celluliteHam on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all rightMy zippers bust, my buckles breakIm too much man for you to takeThe pavement cracks when I fall downIve got more chins than chinatownWell, Ive never used a phone boothAnd Ive never seen my toesWhen Im goin to the moviesI take up seven rowsBecause Im fat, Im fat, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know(fat, fat, really really fat)Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again whos fatWhen I walk out to get my mailIt measures on the richter scaleDown at the beach Im a lucky manIm the only one who gets a tanIf I have one more pie a la modeIm gonna need my own zip codeWhen youre only having secondsIm having twenty-thirdsWhen I go to get my shoes shinedI gotta take their wordBecause Im fat, Im fat, sha mone(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know(fat, fat, really really fat)And my shadow weighs forty-two poundsLemme tell you once again whos fatIf you see me comin your wayBetter give me plenty spaceIf I tell you that Im hungryThen wont you feed my faceBecause Im fat, Im fat, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know(fat, fat, really really fat)Woo woo woo, when I sit around the houseI really sit around the houseYou know Im fat, Im fat, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know, you know, you know, come on(fat, fat, really really fat)And you know all by myself Im a crowdLemme tell you once againYou know Im huge, Im fat, you know it(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, you know, hoo(fat, fat, really really fat)You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know(fat, fat, really really fat)And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proudJust tell me once again whos fat
