Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet Lyrics
Whos that waddlin down the streetIts just me cause I love to eatFudge and twinkies and deviled hamWhos real flabby? yes, I am!Every picture of mesGotta be an aerial viewNow my doctor tells meTheres just one thing left to doGrapefruit diet (diet!)Throw out the pizza and beerGrapefruit diet (diet!)Oh, get those jelly donuts out of hereGrapefruit diet (diet!)Might seem a little severGrapefruit diet (diet!)Im gettin tired of my big fat rearBlow, fatty!Well, I used to live on chocolate sauceMade sumo wrestlers look like kate mossWalked down an alley and I got stuckI got more rolls than a pastry truckWhen Im all done eatingI eat a little moreWhen I leave a roomFirst I gotta grease the doorGrapefruit diet (diet!)Cant have another eclairGrapefruit diet (diet!)I gotta decrease my derriereIm on a grapefruit dietIm on a grapefruit dietIm on a grapefruit dietNo more pie nowNo more creme bruleeLay off the gravyAnd souffleNo french fri-yi-yies nowNo ice cream parfaitMr. cheese nachoStay awayOh I think Id sell my soulFor a triple patty meltBut I need a boomerangWhen I put on my beltGrapefruit diet (diet!)Lay off the 3 musketeersGrapefruit diet (diet!)Until my big booty disappearsGrapefruit diet (diet!)Eat em till theyre comin out of my earsGrapefruit diet (diet!)cause I havent seen my feet in yearsIm on a grapefruit dietIm on a grapefruit dietIm on a grapefruit dietI think Im about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheeseI need a side order of onion ringsAnd dont forget to super-size that
