Weird Al Yankovic - Gump Lyrics
Gump sat alone on a bench in the parkmy name is forrest, hed casually remarkWaitin for the bus with his hands in his pocketsHe just kept sayin life is like a box of chocolatesHes gump, hes gumpWhats in his head?Hes gump, hes gump, hes gumpIs he inbred?Gump was a big celebrityHe told jfk that he really had to peeHe never feels too dumb becauseHis mom always told him stupid is as stupid doesHes gump, hes gumpHes kinda squareHes gump, hes gump, hes gumpWhats with that hair?Run... run... run, run, now forrestRun... run... run like the wind nowRun... run... run, run, now forrestRun... stop!His buddy bubba was a shrimp-lovin manHis friend with no legs he called lieutenant danHis girlfriend jenny was kind of a slutHe went to the white house, showed lbj his buttHes gump, hes gumpHes not too brightHes gump, hes gump, hes gumpBut hes all rightIs this gump out of his head?I think soIs this gump really brain dead?I think soDid this gump make lots of bread?I think soAnd thats all I have to say about that