Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday Lyrics
Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWell, its time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every yearWell eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beerYou should be good and happy that theres something you can eatA million npeople every day are starving in the streetYour daddys in the gutter with the wretched and the poorYour mamas in the kitchen with a can of cycle fourTheres garbage in the waterTheres poison in the skyI guess it wont be long before were all gonna dieHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWell, whats the matter little friend, you think this party is the pitsEnjoy it while you can, well soon be blown to bitsThe monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our gooseTheir fingers on the button, all they need it an excuseIt doesnt take a military genius to seeWell all be crispy critters after world war iiiTheres nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hideWhen they drop the big one, we all get fried(come on boys and girls, sing along, ok? )Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWow! (background screaming, sound effect)Well theres a punk in the alley and hes looking for a fightTheres an arab on the corner buying everything in sightTheres a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feedSeems that everywhere you look today theres misery and greedI guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sunBut thats no reason why we shouldnt have a little funSo if you think its scary, if its more than you can takeJust blow out the candles and have a piece of cakeHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWow!Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to you(happy birthday!)And a pinch to grow an inch!
