Weird Al Yankovic - Here's Johnny Lyrics
Heres johnnyThere he goes, he drives me crazyWhen he says...(hee-eeres johnny!)Thats his job, its so amazingAll he says is...(hee-eeres johnny!)I never miss a moment when hes on the tubeHis being there has made my life worth livingThe chills run down my spineEach time he says that lineHeres johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way...johnny! he says, you know I love himHeres johnny! he says, and second fiddle is his gameEd mcmahons his name...all rightDressed so fine, hes such a cool dudeHear him say...(hee-eeres johnny!)Watch him selling beer and dog foodHear him say...(hee-eeres johnny!)I got a letter from him just the other dayHe said, you may already be a winner!A trooper to the endA clydesdales best friendHeres johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way...johnny! he says, you know I love himHeres johnny! he says, and thats the way he gets his payWhat a livingOh...(heres johnny! heres johnny!) wo-o-o, no(heres johnny! heres johnny!) no no no no no no, I dont believe it(heres johnny!) he says, and everytime its just the sameEd mcmahons his nameA very special guy...all rightHes on every nightCant change the channelWhen hes sitting on the panel(hee-eeres johnny!)There he goes, he gives me goose bumpsWhen he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!)Heres johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way...johnny! he says, you know I love himHeres johnny! he says, that seems to be his claim to fameEd mcmahons his name
