Weird Al Yankovic - Hit Me With A Rock Lyrics
When I was a little boy(when I was just a boy)And my mother would call my name(when I was just a boy)Shed say I had to be in the house by seven(when I was just a boy)But Id stay out late at night(when I was just a boy)And when Id finally get back inOh, I know shed hit me, shed hit meShed sit me on her knees and whip meOh, shed hit me with a rockShed whip me with a rock, oh babyShed hit me (hit me with a rock)Shed hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me(hit me with a rock)And when I was grown to be a man(grown to be a man)The minute the boss would call my name(grown to be a man)And say I had to be in the office by seven(grown to be a man)Im a constipated man(grown to be a man)And when Id finally get back inOh, my bossd hit me, hed hit meHed tie me to a chair and whip meOh hed hit me with a rockHed whip me with a rock, oh babyHed hit me (hit me with a rock)Hed hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me(hit me with a rock)When I was grown to be president(was the president)The minute the congressd call my name(was the president)And said some papers had to be signed by thursday(had to be signed by thursday)Id fly away to pakistan(was the president)And the second that Id get back homeOh, I know theyd hit me, theyd hit meWith leather and chains theyd whip meOh, theyd hit me with a rockTheyd whip me with a rock, oh babyTheyd hit me. (hit me with a rock)Theyd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me(hit me with a rock)Hit me, hit me, hit me(hit me with a rock)Theyd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me(hit me with a rock)Yah yah yah yah yah yah(hit me with a rock)(hit with a rock)Ow, whaddaya doin to me, get away from me(hit with a rock, oh baby)(hit with a rock)(hes gettin hit with a rock)(hes gettin hit with a rock, oh baby)(hit with a rock)Wait a minute, hold itI think hes deadLets leaveLets get out of here, man
