Weird Al Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987 Lyrics
Hi, this is weird al yankovic, and Id just like to take this opportunity to say:Merry christmasMerry christmasMerry christmasHello, this is weird al yankovic, hoping that your new year isnt a torture-filled living hell, and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your miserable, wretched lives. thank youHello, this is weird al yankovic, and Id like to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year. and to all my japanese friends, feliz navidadHi, this is weird al yankovic, wishing you and yours a very merry christmas. and now, heres a cheery little number I wrote about death, destruction, and the end of the world, called christmas at ground zeroHello, this is weird al yankovic.You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be cooking up a mess of boisenberry and tunafish burritos for our big christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spamAnd then, the big day would finally arrive. Id stay up all night and wait for santa, a-and when he finally showed up, wed all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wantedAh, yeah, those were the days. well, merry christmas everybody, and, lets do lunch
