Weird Al Yankovic - I Can't Watch This Lyrics
I cant watch this. I cant watch thisI cant watch this. I cant watch thisMy my my my tv makes me so boredMakes me say, oh my lordWhat is this garbage here?Wanna cover my eyes and plug my earsIt sucks, and thats no lieIts about as much fun as watching paint dryLowers my iq one notchAnd thats the reason why, uh, I cant watchI told you homeboy... I cant watch thisYeah, nothin but trash and you know...I cant watch thisPoke out my eyes, man... I cant watch thisYo, gimme that remote control... I cant watch thisTalkin bout sick showsTeres americas funniest home videosI cant believe my eyesWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prizeSomebodys poor old momFalls down off the roof, lands right on the lawnFace first on a rakeI hear theyve got it on the seventeenth takeThats funny as a kick in the crotchAnd that kind of show, uh, I cant watchYo, I told you... I cant watch thisChange the channel now, man... I cant watch thisYo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... I cant watch thisCosby show and rosanneThink Ive taken bout as much as I canJudge wopner, oh myYou gotta be rainman to like this guyThirtysomething is alrightIf you like hearing yuppies whining all nightCant stand twin peaksWish theyd lynch those donun-eatin freaksThos siskel & ebert bumsOughta go home and sit on their thumbsThats word because you know... I cant watch thisI cant watch thisBreak it down!Heres-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-dont-hate-me-because-im-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-arAaaane!!!Stop! prime time!Im pretty sure Ill be sickIf I have to watch another stupid pet trickOr that guy with the real flat hairThat goes woof woof woof and waves his fist in the airOr those weird talk showsAbout transsexual nazi eskimosTheyre rude, crude and vileJust for a minute lets flip down the dialFlip, flip, flip... yeccch, I cant watch thisLook man... I cant watch thisI cant take this torture no more, I cant...I cant watch thisPay the bills, station breakBreak it down!Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-youre-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-youve-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-ge!Stop! cable time!Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtvI might like em more after my lobotomyNow why did I ever pay for this junk?I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunkJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless t & aIts awful, its putrid, its crummy, its stupid, gonna throw my set awayI cant watch this. I cant watch thisI cant watch this. yeah... I cant watch thisI told you... cant watch thisToo hip, cant watch thisGet me outta here... cant watch this
