Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
Oh-oh-oh-ohI was there to match my intellect on national tvAgainst a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phdI was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasnt my nightArt fleming gave the answersOh, but I couldnt get the questions right, -ight, -ightI lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)Well, I knew I was in trouble nowMy hope of winning sankOh, cause I got the daily double nowAnd then my mind went blankI took potpourri for one hundredAnd then my head started to spinWell, Im givin up don pardoJust tell me now what I didnt win, yeah, yeahI lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)Thats right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didnt win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeards supply of rice-a-roni, the san fraO treat. but thats not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you dont get toBack tomorrow. you dont even get a lousy copy of our home game. youre a complete loser!Dont know what I was thinkin ofI guess I just wasnt too brightWell, I sure hope I do betterNext weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ightI lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)I lost on jeopardy, baby
